You won't fit into your jeans two months post pregnancy. These women who do fit into their jeans right after childbirth deserve to be flogged. Well, they deserve to be flogged for telling us all about it.
I've decided to post a picture of my little postpartum gut. I'm 20 lbs overweight. Slim me is gone. She is sitting in some café in my old jeans sipping a café double créme. She is lounging on a Gulf Coast beach head thrown back and hair cascading around her face. She is probably even seeing my husband on the sly. She hasn't called or written once. Bitch.
Slim me must return before baby number two though that's for damn sure. We have people on the lookout for her. Posters have been put up in major metro stations in all of the big cites. If you see her please call. I've set up a special hotline.
1 comment:
Good for you Chris! I reckon your belly looks fab, none of the saggy skin and stretch marks I've got! Been looking at the rest of your diary and love your pregnancy photo and those of your gorgeous, gorgeous boy! Those eyes! What a beauty!
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