Friday, January 26, 2007

The Mason jar rescue

Little S had his first full day of daycare yesterday and I was just as nervous and excited as he was. We got up a little earlier than need be and I quickly bundled him up head to toe in snow gear and headed him out to the car parked on the street below. As I fumbled for my keys and searched for the missing diaper bag I quickly remembered the frozen snow piled car that we'd laughed at the day before. It looked like our car was wearing an outfit. I realized we'd need a scraper and probably even a little warm water to quickly unfreeze the windshield wipers. Little S was waiting impatiently on the doorstep for me and I was trying to watch him so I grabbed the first thing I found, a large Mason jar I keep by the sink to keep my scrub brushes in, not the most practical thing. It does not have a lid. I had to try and hold S's hand, a diaper bag, my purse and a large open jar of water all while walking down the very steep icy street in front of our house towards the car.

I set about de-icing the car. It was a much bigger job than I could have imagined. My piddle of water wasn't much help unsticking the windsheild wipers. It was cold so I stuck Little S in the car, letting him enjoy the warmth and hoping that the heat would quickly defrost the windsheild wiper so we could get there in time. There was at least 6 inches of snow piled onto every inch of the car so I diligently continued with the snow removal on the outside while Little S stayed warm inside. He insisted I close the door as only a toddler can insist. "Oh that's okay" I thought. He'll be warmer."

And then suddenly... to my horror...he locked the door. POP.

"Oh my god Little S!" I started pounding frantically on the window. "open the lock Little S! OPEN! OPEN ! Pull up! PLEEEEASE. Look at mommy! Look here! PLEEEEASE!!!" I was screaming and pounding and pointing. I was a maniac. My child was locked inside a running car parked on a high hill above a LAKE! I was a madwomen. I ran to the neighbors house just in front of the parking lot and pounded frantically on his door. "Mr. Dupont!!! Open up!" He wasn't answering. Most of the elderly people here take a long time to answer. Most are nearly deaf or just plain slowed by old age and too many staircases. Maybe I could run and get our contracter Mr. Garcia." I started for my house where he was working but then I reminded myself that my baby was in a running car parked on steep hill above a lake! What was I thinking!

Meanwhile there was no one around. The parking lot was completely silent. My cell phone was locked in the car with Little S. I felt completely helpless.

Finally mother bear instinct took over. "Rooooar!" I bashed the rear passenger window with the mason jar. Relief.

Julie of A Little Pregnant once wrote a post about leaving her son Charlie at home and going out shopping with her mother. It was all a huge miscommunication as she forgot to tell her father they were going out and he was supposed to babysit. She invited the readers of her blog to share similar bad mommy stories. The stories are priceless. I remember laughing while reading them and thinking, "wow that was dumb! What an idiot!"

Now I can add my own story.

6 comments:

Riana Lagarde said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! you poor thing! That happened to a friend of mine before so I think it happens often, but not on a snow bank in front of a lake.

So glad that all is well, except for the window that is...and the jar.

christine said...

The jar's okay! It's a dang mason jar. It's hard to break those. My broken car window is making for some very cold driving though. Brrr!

Anonymous said...

Oh, wow. Go, Mom!

That was brave of you.

Anonymous said...

Well, shit happens! I think each of us should have an experience like this, here is mine:when Alex was two years old I went down to look for a shoe he dropped from the balcony and when I was back I found out that my little boy locked the appartement door from inside. Impossible to open it from outside. I was completely panicked, especially that I was alone for some days. He was crying on the other side of the door and me on the corridor. Finally I calmed down and I convinced him to open the door. I took us some time, he couldn't understand what I want, but finally it worked! Horrible experience.
So don't worry, you're not the only one to make mistakes. The most important is that nothing really happened.
Take care!

Doc said...

Mason jars are the schnizzle!

I can totally relate to how you felt. Muppet has lately taken to opening the front door and standing shoeless in the snow. I usually catch him before he gets too far, but sometimes (like when nature calls) I can't get there quite fast enough. And locking the door? Pshah! Doesn't help. Kids: the real reason I have grey hair.

Anonymous said...

Way to go, Kris! Thank GOD he didn't start rolling down the hill!

Next time you have to clear 6 inches of snow from the car, first use a broom and then use a metal spatula to scrape the windows. Being from Florida you must have been really challeneged in that dept...